yuck yuck yuck

Ok, so today I was for real minding my own business.... I was at casa de waffle (waffle house if you're a stupid cracker) with sean and lo and behold what do we see? TWO 24O LBS TRANNIES they were hot. no they were not says my eyes. they looked like they could make some black man in prison named tank their little biznitch. lucky for us we left before anything else but a good eye ravaging by them could happen. even that hurt though....


also in related news it is christmas time... i am thoroughly aroused. the sights, the smells whats a little boy to do?

and there is a stray dog at our house. he is kinda obnoxious, in a retarded reindeer sense of the word. bogey= complete bitch apparently...

finally, i am watching empire strikes back with sean. if i were a jedi i would NOT be writing a blog right now.

btw Robot Chicken Star Wars Episode II----- November 16!!!!!!!

Carving out some fun

I was going to carve a pumpkin but a few minutes ago I decided against doing that this evening because the Simpsons are about to come on! The news are on right now, they are talking about a murder by strangulation... in Irmo no less! The 3rd murder in 20 years. And they just showed some mug shot of a murder suspect... it was great!! Now they are on yet a third murder myster, now a fourth. This wouldn't happen in Springfield....

But yeah, Pumpkin ideas. I want to Yoda but I can't find a stencil, I might have to make one. That or the Death Star.

Now they are on the fifth murder, its actually two it is a double homicide.

Now more deaths! A wreck into a tree and a fatality from a Hot Air Balloon crash?

Btw its 7:43 and the Simpsons are not on, the WACH-FOX News at 10 report is on... I think they have their times messed up some... the old Simpsons airing time now belongs to Deal or No Deal. Its a travesty I tell you.

What should I eat?????

Parables of Oh, Jesus

SO let me tell you this story. Don't forget it, it WILL save your life.

I was walking down the street and saw a lady and was like "hey lady what you doin" and she was like 'nuttin baby just thinking about you," and i was like "ok." she was a bitch like i don't even know son. then a gaggle of gossiping girls came up and were like "oh j will thrill us with your Will," "it is indomitable" i said. but nay i did not do that. but i got to go so i guess this story wont save you life. so youre on your own like the rest of us if you ever encountered a even that would require you to have read this blog. maybe if i became like the Saw dude/dudette. which i can probably maybe safely say that that wont happen.

Dear Lord,

I am so seriously and utterly bored. And Sean is gassier than Jupiter (lolz i cant believe i just went there, but i did!) And Patrick is colder than Io!!! (roflcopterz!!!)

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