btw Robot Chicken Star Wars Episode II----- November 16!!!!!!!

Carving out some fun

I was going to carve a pumpkin but a few minutes ago I decided against doing that this evening because the Simpsons are about to come on! The news are on right now, they are talking about a murder by strangulation... in Irmo no less! The 3rd murder in 20 years. And they just showed some mug shot of a murder suspect... it was great!! Now they are on yet a third murder myster, now a fourth. This wouldn't happen in Springfield....

But yeah, Pumpkin ideas. I want to Yoda but I can't find a stencil, I might have to make one. That or the Death Star.

Now they are on the fifth murder, its actually two it is a double homicide.

Now more deaths! A wreck into a tree and a fatality from a Hot Air Balloon crash?

Btw its 7:43 and the Simpsons are not on, the WACH-FOX News at 10 report is on... I think they have their times messed up some... the old Simpsons airing time now belongs to Deal or No Deal. Its a travesty I tell you.

What should I eat?????

Parables of Oh, Jesus

SO let me tell you this story. Don't forget it, it WILL save your life.

I was walking down the street and saw a lady and was like "hey lady what you doin" and she was like 'nuttin baby just thinking about you," and i was like "ok." she was a bitch like i don't even know son. then a gaggle of gossiping girls came up and were like "oh j will thrill us with your Will," "it is indomitable" i said. but nay i did not do that. but i got to go so i guess this story wont save you life. so youre on your own like the rest of us if you ever encountered a even that would require you to have read this blog. maybe if i became like the Saw dude/dudette. which i can probably maybe safely say that that wont happen.

Dear Lord,

I am so seriously and utterly bored. And Sean is gassier than Jupiter (lolz i cant believe i just went there, but i did!) And Patrick is colder than Io!!! (roflcopterz!!!)

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