Parables of Oh, Jesus

SO let me tell you this story. Don't forget it, it WILL save your life.

I was walking down the street and saw a lady and was like "hey lady what you doin" and she was like 'nuttin baby just thinking about you," and i was like "ok." she was a bitch like i don't even know son. then a gaggle of gossiping girls came up and were like "oh j will thrill us with your Will," "it is indomitable" i said. but nay i did not do that. but i got to go so i guess this story wont save you life. so youre on your own like the rest of us if you ever encountered a even that would require you to have read this blog. maybe if i became like the Saw dude/dudette. which i can probably maybe safely say that that wont happen.